Anyone who wears glasses (or contacts) recognizes the question and when it’s asked: during an eye exam.
I just had my annual eye exam yesterday, the latest in a long string of eye exams for me. They started in kindergarten when I complained of headaches trying to see the chalkboard. That led to my first exam. That means I’ve had over 60 years of eye exams.
Since it’s an exam, I always felt compelled to do my “best,” especially as a kid. So, although I can’t really read all the letters in line 4, you bet your ass I will likely hazard a guess before I say I can’t.
As to the comparison questions, like the title, those felt even worse since there’s no “right” answer. That never occurred to me as a kid so I was always straining to get it “right.” Even when I could no longer tell any difference between two options, I would just go ahead and pick one rather than say I saw no difference.
I had to get glasses before I hit first grade. I can still remember my eye doctor (still my preferred term over ophthalmologist) uttering the phrase no doubt heard verbatim by generation after generation of kids getting their first set of glasses:
“Now, you will start to see the individual leaves on the trees, not just a green blur…”
See (pun intended), I’ve never really minded the whole eye exam thing. I just hated that afterwards, my dilated pupils wouldn’t let me enjoy the simplest of pleasures. No walks outside — too bright. No reading — can’t focus. Little use for internet — that’s just more reading. Several hours of dealing with severely dilated pupils has always been the worst aspect of the whole experience as far as I am concerned.
Well, this time, they didn’t dilate my pupils. This new eye doctor I went to uses a machine that can image your retina without dilating your pupils. Naturally, most insurance won’t pay for it, so it was an extra $45 out-of-pocket. I wouldn’t have necessarily paid for the convenience alone, but they also pointed out it helps the doctor do a more thorough exam of your the back of your eye.
Given that it was my first visit to this eye doctor, I opted for the more thorough paid exam. Maybe I won’t next year. But I will gladly admit it sure was nice not to have to deal with the post-exam dilation effect. It’s not just driving that’s a problem — though Sara & I commiserated about our old drives down MoPac after exams in Austin — but not having that lingering effect of not being able to read felt great.
Yes, I’m thinking $45 is not bad for an annual fee for that feeling. Yes, I can manage to deal with dilation — but it was so much nicer not to have to.